Total Medals Earned: 924 (From 198 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,430 Points
Medals Earned: 4/21 (25/380 points)
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/135 points)
Beat your first level!
Beat the titlescreen.
Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
Get four stars on each level on Island 1
Get four stars on each level on Island 2
Beat the game with any score.
Get four stars on each level on Island 3
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout
Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway
Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/340 points)
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Win the game!
Find 100% map!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/125 points)
Perfectly execute a melee combo.
Defeat any low-level enemy without taking any damage.
Listen to the Alchemist's legends.
Perfectly execute a bow attack.
Restore the flow of time to normal.
Follow the kidnappers into the graveyard.
Perfectly execute a parry.
Perfectly execute a magic attack.
Defeat any high-level enemy without taking any damage.
Complete the game without dying.
Defeat a boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
What an entertaining pastime!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal